Above: the Gravy Baby’s lunch on Saturday; don’t worry, I transferred it to a toddler-safe plastic plate before serving
The Gravy Baby is going through a growth spurt right now, which basically means that he eats everything in sight and more of it, immediately, right this second. If those cooking competitions on TV want to really turn up the pressure on their contestants, I think they should try putting a screaming toddler in the room and making them come up with a meal that will calm the kid down.





